I had a much longer reason for getting the new Loaded Ceviche but I stuck to the fifty word limit. I'm not sure if the short and sweet one is better or not though. Here's the original:
I go to the University of Louisville. This is a big campus that is not quickly traversed on foot. I have a hard time carrying a 47" board into class (I also get weird looks from people), so that doesn't work well. The bad sidewalks make my Blind board's hard wheels a safety hazard. I would have already bought the Loaded Fish and I would like to buy the Ceviche even more, but I am a college student. This means money is like a mythical creature that when seen, a student becomes incredibly surprised and excited! But much like a mythical creature it is not seen... ever. Please help me.